October 2nd
Santa Monica Pier (north parking lot and on the sand)
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This afternoon I was reviewing some patents when I came across this absolute gem of a patent: “APPARATUS FOR SIMULATING A ‘HIGH FIVE’”

Classic.  I can’t believe this thing was patented! What a spectacularly terrible invention! It generally costs about $10,000 or more to have your invention turned into a patent (legal fees, legal fees, and more legal fees).  The production costs are a completely separate matter.  Was this thing ever actually produced?  Where can I buy one? Is it rude if I use my High Fiving Apparatus to slap hands instead of a friend who is sitting with me?  Can I take this thing to sporting events? Will it fist bump?  What about low-fives?  So many questions!

Albert Cohen of Troy, NY must have been an avid sports fan with no money to attend actual events, or no friends to watch games with, because why would anyone go through such great lengths to come up with something so ridiculous.  I have been an incredibly lucky guy when it comes to sporting events, I’ve attended Olympic events, World Cup games, MLB playoffs, NCAA Sweet 16 games, soccer games in South America, NBA playoffs, and a zillion other sporting events which have thrilled me beyond belief.  In EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE where something AMAZING has happened I have high-fived the stranger next to me.  In about a dozen cases I can think of, I have hugged the strangers next to me.  In a few rare instances, I have even dog-piled with complete strangers.  Maybe Albert was scared of strangers?  Here is some of the text from the patent which I am sure you will find entertaining:

Quoted directly from the patent:
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“BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION:
During a televised sporting event, a “high five: is commonly shared between fans to express the joy and excitement of a touchdown, home run, game-winning basket, birdie or other positive occurrence.  Unfortunately, as known in the art, a “high five” requires the mutual hand slapping of two participants, wherein a first participant slaps an upraised hand against the elevated hand of a second participant.  As such, a solitary fan is unable to perform a “high five” to express excitement during a televised sporting event.

SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION:
In order to avoid the disadvantages of the prior art, the present invention provides a pivotable, self-righting hand-arm configuration for simulating a “high five” when struck by the hand of a user”
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Brilliant!  Sign me up for one of these hand slapping machines.

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This Denver Sport League is perfect for folks who are new in town, are social and looking for something fun in town, or just buddies who never see each other during the week and need an excuse to hang out on a regular basis.  These are really easy games so most of the time is spent socializing and talking to the cool people of Denver.  This isn’t just for people that are new to the city…  anyone can join.  Singles, Couples, Friends, just sign up!  If you sign up for this recreation league by yourself you will be placed on a team.  Going to happy hour in Denver is a good time so now you can combine the fun of happy hour with a night of games too.  First play at the park, then go have a beer!  For those looking for something sport and social in denver, this is the place.

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This San Diego Sport League is perfect for those who are sick of the “too competitive” kickball games, or those who are new to SD and need to meet some new people.  Or you can sign up with a full team of your buddies and have a great excuse to all hang out together in the middle of the week.  Why wait until the weekend? Playing all of these games is almost too easy!  Bocce ball is just throwing a big ball at a small ball.  Horseshoes is just flinging that shoe at a metal stick.  Every one of these games involves throwing one thing at another thing. This league is a co-ed rec league and you must be 21+ if you want to join. San Diego rec league awesomeness. Sign up soon, come on out. First you play, then you head to the bar!

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